Rejoice and be merry! Less than a month after the release of Luck be an Empty Vessel for my Poisonous, Flesh-Destroying Seed Tonight, comes the Newdog15's most politically-charged thriller of all time...

For this masterwork, I am joined by a dear friend, one Doctor Ultimo, who I have for some eight years now hoped to collaborate with creatively. Alas, for all his towering intellect and sparkling wit, never has his genius been committed to text in this form before. Frankly, I suspect that his never-ending one man war on his hated enemy, the wicked King of Portugal, has dominated so much of his time that such pursuits have been frankly impossible. With the completion of this work, however, he has tasted the sweet juice of the fruit of success and found it pleasing. Already he speaks of our next collaboration. I can only hope the oppressed people of Portugal can afford to go without their living folk hero for another few days in the near future.
Now, without further ado...
( Click, dear readers, and hear a tale of sinister foreign powers and the brave men who stand against them! )
It bears pointing out, it seems to me, in the interests of prudence, that the above link perhaps ought not to be clicked upon whilst at your workplace, as some of the images in the tale woven therein have some faintly sexual undertones, which - depending upon your employer - may not reflect favourably upon your place in the workforce.
Just ealier today - indeed, an hour or so ago - I was thinking about Soviet architecture and aesthetics. Specifically, I was thinking about how a lot of the early Soviet revolutionaries changed their names into scary super-villain names in order to be more awesome when they entered the public sphere. Stalin means "Steel". Molotov means "Hammer". It would be like me changing my name to Inferno and then running for office and winning. To me, there's something so ... shameless about it. And not in a bad way, either. These folks were totally unashamed of their affectations, and I think it has a lot to do with what the Soviet Union was all about.
They were basically destroying their old culture, their old history, their old way of life, and building something completely new from the ground up. Yes, I will gladly admit that it all fell to crap pretty quickly, and much of that was the fault of a system which would allow a lunatic like Stalin to gain power and retain it, unchecked, for so many years. But along the way, they did some really neat things with architecture and music and statuary. To this day, I can't listen to the Soviet national anthem as sung by the Red Army Chorus without feeling a fluttering in my chest.
And then I get home, and a posting in a community I'm in led me to some Wikipedia-browsing, which led me to an image of this monument to Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space: 
Of all of the many Soviet munuments and such I've seen, this has to be the most unabashedly and completely awesome. I mean, good enough that Stalin and Molotov chose super-villain names for themselves, but Gagarin here looks like a fucking cosmic super-man. Just breathtaking. And there's that Soviet sense of aesthetics; angular, striking, striving, victorious.
I view it as a considerable tragedy that they never got around to finishing construction on the Temple of the Soviets, which looked like it would have been a truly amazing piece of work.

Both the young, idealistic Superman, and the older, more world-weary President Superman, from the epic 3 issue ElseWorlds limited series I read a few years back. I've said it before and I'll say it again: Mark Milar (who wrote the series) is the best damned hack in the industry. Nobody else can make a derivitive concept as interesting, compelling and fascinating as he can. Check out Millar's own take on this book here; it's another fascinating misappropriation of a pop culture icon: http://theages.superman.ws/History/redso
Probably one more communism-related post tomorrow, and then maybe one on the weekend. Then no more for a while. Probably.
Damn it, i'm not a communist. What the fuck?
Yes, there is something approaching logic to this image. I'll explain later. For now, just enjoy.
Oh! Colour scheme: Have a look at old, old Soviet propoganda posters. All red, white, and black. If anything, I'm cheating by allowing myself some pinks and greys.
