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I met a mormon!

  • 21st Apr, 2009 at 6:39 AM
Cocktopus

So the other day, I had my first encounter with a Mormon. Mormons are pretty rare here in BC, and for most British Columbians, our main exposure to them is reading about that Mormon splinter group that lives up in the mountains and still practices polygamy, and so I’ve sort of wanted to have a chance to play with one of them for some time now. Predictably enough, it didn't go so well for him.

Poor Elder Gonzales. )Edit: I also posted this in the atheism community, where there's some decent discussion in the comments worth checking out:  http://community.livejournal.com/atheism/2043912.html

True tales of human drama

  • 2nd Apr, 2009 at 12:42 AM
Cocktopus
I've mentioned a time or three that I voulenteer every Thursday evening at a homeless shelter in Vancouver. This is a place, where, unsurprisingly, emotions run pretty strong; you get a lot of people who have personality disorders showing up, and just as many people who honestly have nothing wrong with them but a run of bad luck and are having a tough time coping with it. Naturally, the frisson of all of these personalities in one place and one time can get a little nuts at times.

Actually, to say it's a homeless shelter slightly misclassified it; there's a good deal more than just food and shelter to be had there. There's a room where a big TV and DVD player is set up so folks can enjoy some entertainment in peace, there's a room where haircuts are given by an amateur-but-competent barber can be had, and a "clothing room", where clothes donated from any one of a number of different quarters are made available to anyone who needs them. I tend to work in the clothing room a great deal in the early part of the night; unpacking and sorting the clothes, putting them on display, making sure that no one person takes more than their fair share, keeping fights from breaking out in the room, and then tidying up an hour and a half or so later.

There's this one family - a mother and her two kids - who comes every week. They're obviously not homeless, but equally obviously so deep in economic distress that nobody gives them any guff about taking advantage of the services of the program. There's actually a few people like that that are regulars there. The older of the two kids is a girl (whose name, irritatingly, always eludes me) who I will for the purposes of this story call Francesca. When my friend Ray and I first saw her, we were not altogether sure if she was a girl or a boy; she's around 11 years old, and is consistently dressed in a baggy brown sweatshirt and faded jeans which seem more boyish than girlish, and which were plainly chosen for no reason other than that they were what was available at the time, given extremely limited resources, and her haircut, I suspect, is one she received by above amateur-but-competent barber; there's nothing stylish or feminine about it. It's close-cropped and not too far off from being a brush cut.

Last week, while working the clothing room, I found a bag dominated by children's clothing. This is quite unusual; the clothes we get are - some 99% or so of the time - entirely for adults, which is hardly surprising given that we only have these two kids that ever show up. My guess is that they all came from a single donor; perhaps a family who looked at their 13 year old daughter's clothes from three years prior and said "Well, none of this is going to fit anymore. Might as well give it away". It must have been a rather affluent family if this is the case; it was all quite nice, and quite plentiful. Now, while we normally have this rule about a single person taking more than five articles of clothing all at once, in this case, I figured an exception could be made, since there were no other little girls who would be cheated out of clothes if this one kid took it all. As such, I made the family aware of this treasure trove, and Francesca's face just lit up at the sight of all of these age-appropriate "girly" clothes. Gender stereotypes notwithstanding, it seemed to me she was delighted by the prospect of not being mistaken for a boy so much. After snatching up every available item of clothing, she dashed off to the washroom and got changed into her new pink hoodie, and was obviously elated all the night long. I don't mind telling you, it put quite the smile on my face to be able to have played some small part in something like that.

Mind you, the personal drama isn't always as heart-warming as that. Later that very night as I was working the food line, handing out bread and drinks to people (other people were handling the salad, the stew, the brownies, etc), there was a man - probably in his mid-thirties and looking a little sketchy. At one point, there was another fellow; probably fifteen-or-so years his senior who briefly brushed against him whilst leaving the food line. The first fellow just EXPLODED, pushing and shoving him away in a panic, bellowing at him to keep his distance, keep away from him and all that. He then turned to the girl standing next to me among the servers - an attractive young asian woman whose name I can't recall - and started ranting about how "That guy is obsessed with me! He won't leave me alone! He's always around me, and he's always touching me! I think he's one of the gays!" etc, etc. Once he had left and was comfortably out of earshot, I turned to the girl, and smiling, said to her "I guess when he felt another man touching him, he felt something which compelled him to aggressively extol his heterosexuality and dread of homosexuality to the nearest attractive female as soon as possible and as loudly as possible. You know what they say about people who protest the loudest about their loathing of gays, don't you?" Naturally, being a baptist, she didn't, and I quickly realized I would be doing myself no favours by getting into THAT conversation in this setting. Nevertheless, the whole exchange left me chuckling for some time, especially in light of the degree to which the "obsessed" older gentleman plainly wanted nothing to do with the histrionics of the fellow he had brushed up against, especially once he had his big gay panic of the night.

Small tales of human drama, yo.
Cocktopus


Many years ago, my friend Paul and I attended a debate at the University of Guelph entitled "Does God Exist?" There were two fellows there, both of whom purportedly arguing in favour of a scientific worldview. One of them, however, was - perhaps unsurprisingly - being a trifle more thorough about it than the other. I can't remember their names, but for the purposes of this anecdote, their names aren't terribly important. What's important is that they were spokespeople for two fairly well-represented approaches to this question.

There was the one fellow arguing essentially for an evidence-based approach to learning, and for what any reasonable person might call "actual science". The other fellow, who was taking the "pro-god exists" position at that debate, built his argument around what is called the "first cause" or "prime mover" argument. In the briefest of terms, this argument goes something like this: Everything we can perceive in the universe has a cause, and usually one we can in some way understand or theorize about. We can go back further and further back in the history of the universe and find one thing before another before another, each causing the thing after it in a giant chain of causality. At the beginning of this chain, he argued, there must be an "un-caused cause"; something that caused the next series of things, but which required no cause for itself. This cause, he furthermore argued (and here we get to the insultingly ridiculous anthropic principle), did such a jim-dandy job of setting up this string of causes in such a way as to eventually cause human beings to exist that it must have been an amazing super-intellect which had human beings in mind as an end result of his act of creation. So we might as well call this entity "god", and therefore conclude that he exists. He went on in much greater detail, of course, but I don't feel the need to expand upon it too much; you should easily enough be able to find any number of other Christians out there parroting the same material.

And I use the word christian advisedly here: The man was a christian, and intended for the audience to be convinced that his christian god was real and thus subscribe to his bronze age mythology. If we had all walked out of that lecture hall and become Muslims or Hindus, or started a hundred different and distinct religions, each of which were confusingly named "The Church of the First Cause" (which, come to think of it, actually isn't a bad-sounding name), I doubt very much that he would have been very happy with the outcome of having convinced us simply of the existence of this "first cause"; he had a specific identity and personality in mind for this entity which his hypothesis didn't seem to contain support for.

This is an obviously vacuous hypothesis for a number of reasons. I was ten years old when I first asked "Oh yeah? Well then who created god?", and to this day, I've never heard a christian (or any other theist) provide an explanation for their pet deity's existence which wasn't laughable and which was supported by their own mythology. This fellow - the debater above - took the stance that his god required no cause, no reason to exist, and that was that. It seems to me that this falls apart for a couple of different reasons.

The first, which occurred to me several years ago, is that even if he were entirely correct and that there WERE a divine "first cause", there's no reason to expect it to be the christian god he plainly meant to convince us to worship. And I don't even necessarily mean "What if it were Odin or Zeus or whatever" (and yes, I acknowledge that neither was a creator god in their own mythologies, but bear with me here). I mean, even if we entertain his idea that there IS a christian god, that he is essentially as-described in the bible, and that he created our universe, this does nothing at all to support the idea that such an entity might be his "prime mover". What if this god exists, but was caused by some super-god in some higher plane, and whom the christian god is nothing but a helpless insect before the presence of? What if that super-god was himself created by some super-duper god on some higher plane than that? What if this goes back another sixteen or sixty levels further back than the first link in that chain of causes he posited, and the true first cause is actually just some primordial chaos with no intellect or will or what-have-you, and which caused a situation in which his god came into existence by means of what we might teasingly call a naturalistic process?

I'm not saying this is true, or that we have any reason to believe it. I'm saying that the hypothetical structure he's provided gives us at least as much reason to believe this crazy bullshit hypothesis as the crazy bullshit hypothesis he actually wants us to embrace, and thus his argument does nothing whatsoever to accomplish underlying his goals, if you give it the scrutiny it deserves.

But there's an even bigger problem than that, and one which occurred to me quite a bit more recently: If we accept his idea that we live in a universe where things - even very complicated and unlikely things like the spontaneous generation of a hyper-intelligent and immortal substance-less intellect such as his "first cause" - then what does that tell us about the sort of universe in which we live? It tells us, among other things, that we live in a crazy, arbitrary universe where things CAN happen without cause or reason, and that as such, there's no reason to believe that any GIVEN phenomenon needs to be traced back to some primordial prime mover. Why do human beings exist? No reason. Just because. Why does gravity exist? No reason. Just because. Why does god exist? No reason. Just because. Again, if we accept his premise, that we live in a universe which plays home to these sort of random and arbitrary events, why do we suppose that there is a SINGLE first cause? There could be dozens, hundreds, an INFINITY of "first causes", each of which came into existence for no reason whatsoever, and the first first cause to have come into existence for no reason whatsoever could have little or no impact upon the universe at all as it presently exists, having long ago been marginalized by all of the subsequent "first causes".

Indeed, even if we grant his hypothesis the boon of the little bit more rope which it needs to hang itself and say that this first first cause is - as he believes - this christian god of his, then who's to say that in a universe where things can happen without any cause or reason, this god might not have at some point ceased to exist or had its nature changed or somesuch... again, for no reason, and without any cause? What if this god DID exist and was at one point immortal, omnipotent and omniscient and all that, but at some point, for no reason and with no cause, he suddenly became a drooling, mindless, and somewhat spiteful invalid?

Again, I'm not saying this is true, or that we have any reason to believe it. What I am saying is that - again - the hypothetical framework he set up seems to allow for this sort of event, and that if so, there's no way we can take anything he - or anyone else - says very seriously.

"And so you see, this is how you get yourself into heaven."
"Oh, yeah? When did we first hear about that?"
"Two thousand years ago!"
"Well, how do we know it hasn't changed since then?"
"Why would it have changed?"
"No reason. Just because."

It's self-defeating reasoning; a hypothesis which by its very nature cannot prove anything, since its core premise prevents anything from being explained by its very nature. The very definition of a self-defeating argument.

Oh, how I wish I could travel back in time to that day so I could have asked this question to him during the question period at the end of the debate. I expect I would have destroyed him on the spot, causing him to bodily disappear in a puff of logic.

On discrimination against bad ideas.

  • 26th Mar, 2009 at 8:35 AM
Cocktopus

I'm sure that many of

you have heard, recently, about the recent resolution passed by representatives of various countries dominated by the ridiculous bullshit religion of Islam, within the United Nations Council on Human Rights, that any criticism of their ridiculous and laughable faith be considered a violation of the human rights of those who believe in their inane and nonsensical fairy tales.

Naturally, I think this is a marvelous and well-founded idea. Those primitive-minded half-wits deserve all of the protection they can possibly receive from having the obvious fact that they're living their lives in the manner of deluded children who cannot separate fantasy from reality pointed out to them or spoken aloud, and anyone who plainly articulates the fact that one would have to have the mind of a retarded cave-man to ever believe any of the laughable rubbish they've dedicated their lives to ought to be treated as the beasts and criminals that they are for doing so.

It is with this in mind that I should like to see certain other obviously dangerous and/or horrible behaviours enshrined and protected by law using similar language, so that we should all have the protection that these deluded cretins seek to enjoy, and to this end, I have prepared the following thorough though non-exhaustive list.

1) The United Nations does hereby prohibit the criticism or questioning, by law-enforcement officers or others, of the act of drunken driving. The driving of a vehicle while inebriated is a precious and sacred activity for an entire class of irresponsible morons the world over, and the criticism of that activity constitutes a persecution by the sober and responsible majority of the home countries of these peoples, which no civilized person can ethically justify. The United Nations therefore condemns any individual or body of individuals who would seek to caution against this activity, question the judgement of those who partake in it or seek legal action against or compensation from damages or death arising from such actions.

2) The United Nations does hereby condemn those whose actions since the dawn of nautical history constitute a systematic and deliberate persecution of piracy. Those who live the pirate lifestyle are entirely entitled to their chosen lifestyle, and yet at all times and at all places, they have been treated as criminals and worse by those who attempt to stop them from hijacking their ships. This sort of victimization of pirates by those who would prevent said pirates from stealing the cargo of their ships and/or take part in the murder and/or enslavement of the passengers and/or crews of these ships is a clear and gross violation of the pirates' human rights, and a premeditated and systematic attempt to eradicate their lifestyle from the Earth. It is therefore resolved that those who attempt to prevent pirates from these and related acts of piracy are to be treated as criminals, and the various coastal nations of the world are encouraged to draft laws to prosecute those who would thus persecute these practitioners of this ancient and time-honoured sea-faring lifestyle.

3) The United Nations does hereby condemn those women whose actions and/or omission of actions vis a vis withholding of sexual favours constitute a persecution of obnoxious assholes crudely propositioning them in public places. Throughout the world, men are routinely denigrated, marginalized and denied the opportunity to "give women what they really need" based upon nothing more than their chosen and personally cherished activities vis a vis shouting at, groping and verbally abusing women with aggressive sexual innuendo. As these actions serve the purpose of preventing them from the basic human right of reproduction, it is therefore to be considered tantamount to forced sterilization and indeed genocide. This blatant violation of their human rights is therefore held to be unethical, and all member-states of the UN are encouraged in the strongest of terms to draft laws which would see women who refuse to indulge these advances prosecuted and sentenced to public service and/or prison terms in men's penitentiaries, where they may pay their debt to society.

4) The United Nations does hereby condemn those who criticize idiots, jackasses and morons of all stripes. Though idiots constitute large and in many cases majority populations throughout the world, they are routinely made to feel like fools by those more intelligent, better-informed and more thoughtful than themselves. This constitutes a gross violation of their human rights, as does any disagreement with or refusal to act upon any idiotic ideas which they might offer up or decide to act upon. It is therefore resolved that all nations are strongly encouraged to draft laws which dictate criminal charges be brought against those who disagree with or offer any meaningful critique of any idiotic person or idea, including, but not limited to, the drafting of said laws.

(Note that this last acts as something of a catch-all for the previous three, and indeed for the criticism of Islam, and to the same extent, all other religions.)

I expect to see these resolutions passed in brisk order.

 

For the benefit of any Muslim readers who may be offended by the false impression that I am comparing their insipid religion to drunk driving, piracy and verbal abuse of women, I wish it to be known that I am comparing them ONLY in terms of the fact that - like the practice of their asinine religion - these are bad and destructive ideas which the world would do better without, and that no other offense or slight is intended against their basic human rights.

Working for the church, motherfuckers.

  • 6th Feb, 2009 at 6:38 AM
Cocktopus
So, remember a little over a month ago, I was talkng about going back to voulenteering at a homeless shelter up in Vancouver on Thursday nights? Well, it has for the most part been going swimmingly, though it has not been entirely without some small bumps.

Before my first appearance there some five weeks back, I had spoken to the fellow in charge of the operation; a young man named Jordan, and had identified myself to him as "Dave, the atheist fellow who voulenteered there a few years back. Carl, who was running the show back then will remember me." So, while I had no interest in making an issue of my atheism or beating anyone over their heads with it, it was nevertheless out there so far as Jordan was concerned.

The first night went very well, and at the end of the evening as I was gathering up my gear from the church office where it had been locked up for safe-keeping, Jordan and I had a brief conversation on the topic.

Jordan: "Well, thanks for coming out. You're a really hard worker!" 
Me: "Well, you know, I came here to work. What's the point in coming out if I'm not going to give it my all, right?"
Jordan: "Well, thanks. We really appreciate it."
Me: "I know you and I come at this from really different places, but the end result is the same. For my own part, I figure we're all alone in this great big universe, and nobody's going to help us but each other, and since we've only got this one shot at it, we owe it to ourselves and each other to make it as good as we can for all of us, you know?"
Jordan: "Well, bless you."

And that moment was so perfectly, perfectly absurd, in light of what I had just said, I could not contain a full-throated gale of laughter from erupting from my mouth right there in the church, nor indeed could I stop laughing until well after I had made my way out of the building and onto the street.

The next week, my friend Ray came along with me (as indeed he has each of the subsequent weeks), and I had told him about this exchange from the week before. At the end of the night, we were on our way out, when: 

Jordan: "Bless you both, guys."
Me: "Now, cut that out!"
Ray: "Not that we don't appreciate the thought..."
Me: "...the underlying sentiment, if you will..."
Ray: "...but save it for someone who needs it..."
Me: "...or indeed, someone for whom it would be in any way meaningful."

That seems to have broken him of this habit, as it has not recurred in subsequent visits.

Are You a Hardcore Atheist?

  • 27th Dec, 2008 at 4:45 AM
Cocktopus

Apparently there's this "Are you a hardcore atheist" meme going around, which I found by means of the excellent Evolved and Rat/i/onal blog. While I only occasionally post memes and surveys of this sort, I felt this one was smart and on-the-nose enough to be worth my time and attention.

Quoting from the original post....
 

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How serious do you take your atheism?

Let’s find out.

Copy and paste the list below on your own site, boldfacing the things you’ve done. (Feel free to add your own elaboration and commentary to each item!)

  1. Participated in the Blasphemy Challenge.
  2. Met at least one of the “Four Horsemen” (Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, Christopher Hitchens, Sam Harris) in person.
  3. Created an atheist blog.
  4. Used the Flying Spaghetti Monster in a religious debate with someone.
  5. Gotten offended when someone called you an agnostic.
  6. Been unable to watch Growing Pains reruns because of Kirk Cameron.
  7. Own more Bibles than most Christians you know.
  8. Have at least one Bible with your personal annotations regarding contradictions, disturbing parts, etc.
  9. Have come out as an atheist to your family.
  10. Attended a campus or off-campus atheist gathering.
  11. Are a member of an organized atheist/Humanist/etc. organization.
  12. Had a Humanist wedding ceremony.
  13. Donated money to an atheist organization.
  14. Have a bookshelf dedicated solely to Richard Dawkins.
  15. Lost the friendship of someone you know because of your non-theism.
  16. Tried to argue or have a discussion with someone who stopped you on the street to proselytize.
  17. Had to hide your atheist beliefs on a first date because you didn’t want to scare him/her away. (I actually feel that the fact that I have refused to hide my beliefs even when on a date with a christian girl and gradually and gently introduced her to what proveed to be some fairly persuasive arguments sould count in my favour...)
  18. Own a stockpile of atheist paraphernalia (bumper stickers, buttons, shirts, etc).
  19. Attended a protest that involved religion.
  20. Attended an atheist conference.
  21. Subscribe to Pat Condell’s YouTube channel.
  22. Started an atheist group in your area or school.
  23. Successfully “de-converted” someone to atheism.
  24. Have already made plans to donate your body to science after you die.
  25. Told someone you’re an atheist only because you wanted to see the person’s reaction.
  26. Had to think twice before screaming “Oh God!” during sex. Or you said something else in its place.
  27. Lost a job because of your atheism.
  28. Formed a bond with someone specifically because of your mutual atheism (meeting this person at a local gathering or conference doesn’t count).
  29. Have crossed “In God We Trust” off of — or put a pro-church-state-separation stamp on — dollar bills.
  30. Refused to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. (Canadian equivalent: refused to stand for the national anthem because of the "god keep our land lyric)
  31. Said “Gesundheit!” (or nothing at all) after someone sneezed because you didn’t want to say “Bless you!”
  32. Have ever chosen not to clasp your hands together out of fear someone might think you’re praying. (I'm almost embarassed about this one)
  33. Have turned on Christian TV because you needed something entertaining to watch.
  34. Are a 2nd or 3rd (or more) generation atheist.
  35. Have “atheism” listed on your Facebook or dating profile — and not a euphemistic variant.
  36. Attended an atheist’s funeral (i.e. a non-religious service).
  37. Subscribe to an freethought magazine (e.g. Free Inquiry, Skeptic) (I buy them both regularly, but I'm not going to claim this one)
  38. Have been interviewed by a reporter because of your atheism.
  39. Written a letter-to-the-editor about an issue related to your non-belief in God.
  40. Gave a friend or acquaintance a New Atheist book as a gift.
  41. Wear pro-atheist clothing in public.
  42. Have invited Mormons/Jehovah’s Witnesses into your house specifically because you wanted to argue with them.
  43. Have been physically threatened (or beaten up) because you didn’t believe in God.
  44. Receive Google Alerts on “atheism” (or variants).
  45. Received fewer Christmas presents than expected because people assumed you didn’t celebrate it. (in fairness, they are correct)
  46. Visited The Creation Museum or saw Ben Stein’s Expelled just so you could keep tabs on the “enemy.”
  47. Refuse to tell anyone what your “sign” is… because it doesn’t matter at all.  (I've really annoyed people by claiming that I was born on a far-away world where the stars appear in different arrangements than they do on Earth, and thus the constellations as they appear on Earth have no bearing upon me)
  48. Are on a mailing list for a Christian organization just so you can see what they’re up to…
  49. Have kept your eyes open while you watched others around you pray.
  50. Avoid even Unitarian churches because they’re too close to religion for you.

THirty-one out of fifty. Not bad, not bad. If you're interested, by all means post your own. Even with the recent influx of readers, I suspect the atheist community is still well-represented within my circle of LJ friends.


Cocktopus


Hey, all. Or, more particularly, all in and around Vancouver (of which I know there are a few).

A few years ago, I got roped into voulenteering at a homeless shelter up in Vancouver; a program called "Out of the Cold." It was run out of the Grandview Calvary Baptist Church, and this was, for certain (and I think obvious) reasons a little uncomfortable in that sense. Still, I had friends I was voulenteering with, and this made the experience survivable at first. Not only did I have people I was comfortable with, but I feel like there was a certain "Safety in numbers" deal going on, which kept the christians from proselytizing to me.

As time went on, and weeks turned into months, the christians there, I think, came to accept me and warmed up to me. I was a hard worker, I was polite, and I was doing good work. And you know, it was a good experience for me. Really good. I felt like I was living up to my moral standards in a very tangible way.

I always say, "We all have this one life, this one chance, this one world, and afterwards, nothing. It's up to us, and only us, to make sure it's as good experience for all of us as we can. We're all in this thing together." Having the chance to really put that philosophy to action was an enormously satisfying experience.

The next winter, though, when the program started up again, I was working thursday nights. And the next. And the next. And so on. I kept wanting to get back to it, but I never quite found the time.

These last few days, as I'm sure it's escaped nobody's notice, have been terribly, bitterly cold. It put me in mind of that program, and I realized "Hey, I have thursday nights free". I did some checking, and it seems the program is still going. Even better, the guy who was running it at the time I was there - a fellow named Karl - is still around. Karl, more than anyone there, I remember fondly. As the winter program was coming to an end that year, I remember him giving me a card (and I wish I could find it now! I'm sure I didn't throw it away!), telling me about how I had changed his mind about atheists, and showed him it's possible to be moral for entirely altruistic reasons, without any desire or need to get into heaven. It touched me rather deeply.

So, I'm going back there. This thursday, most likely, and I expect on subsequent thursdays as well. This having been said... I find that I would prefer to go there along with a kindred spirit or two, for the same reasons as I enumerated above. I don't know if any of you folks have thursday late afternoon/early evening free, but if you do, I would be glad of the company. Besides which, it's a worthy cause and the feeling of genuine satisfaction which springs from that is one which you would do well not to deny yourselves.

One way or the other, I'll be there. Perhaps I'll have a story or two to share when I get back.

Cocktopus
This is a topic I've struggled with for a while now, and I wanted to both share my musings on it and ask for any insights anyone (and most especially anyone who might have been a black christian in America) for their insights on.

I've always had a problem with the enthusiasm of christians of colour, if you will, in the United States. And not merely the same problems that I have with christians of other races down there, though those certainly apply as well. No, my problem is one of a certain logical disconnect. One stemming from their point of origin, one might say. And here I refer primarily to those who are descended from slaves; though I'm quite aware that there are many black christians down in the states who either immigrated on their own or whose ancestors did, my quandary with them is a different one.

When I think about those blacks descended from slaves and who are now vigorous and impassioned christians, it outrages my sensibilities a little bit when I think about how christianity was introduced to their people. Their ancestors, who were kidnapped, tortured, and pressed into invoulentary service (or, if you will, "enslaved") by white christians were brought to the United States, and there told that they were to abandon their old cultural and religious beliefs and embrace those of their captors. I imagine myself in this situation, and I imagine myself saying "Yes, of course. You people who kidnap us, torture us, enslave us, rape us and murder us plainly have a pretty good handle on this 'morality' thing. Your god, who apparently condones and dictates the terms by which we're stripped of our humanity and treated as less than beasts is obviously a fine dispenser of virtue and morality. You guys totally deserve to be emulated, and your god is obviously the one we should be looking to for ethical behaviour. Oh, wait, no. You and your entire culture sicken me, your god, if indeed he exists is plainly a monster unworthy of my attention or adulation if he permits this behaviour among his followers, and your religion makes me sick to my stomach."

And then, I suppose I would be publicly and horribly murdered by these followers of christ for failing to see the innate goodness and superiority of their moral creed, so as to make an example to anyone else who got the idea in their heads that American christians are anything less than paragons of love, mercy, and virtue.

And I suppose it's insufferably smug of me to try to project myself into this situation; I've had terrible times in my life that nearly broke and ruined me, and the very worst days I had during these days can't possibly compare with the very best days that these slaves must have had, especially in those early days before they had "settled in" to their nightmarish new lives. How can I presume to know how I would react in that sort of situation, much less judge those who were there? But even so...

I wonder if part of it is that the most dissenting and proud among them were killed off, leaving only the most meek and compliant. I wonder if there was a certain horrible natural selection going on here, where the only ones who survived long enough to breed were the ones who had the good sense or lack of pride necessary to hang their heads and obediently repeat the empty platitudes required of them until their own children were old enough to never have lived in a time when they remembered any other religious views being observed? 

I've heard tales of groups of black slaves in that time and place who cunningly disguised their own cultural beliefs by pretending they were worshiping christian saints and angels when instead they were continuing to revere their old tribal gods and spirits. While I have no less contempt for such practices than I do for christianity as a whole, in that day and age, one must have seemed as plausible as the other, and I admit to a certain admiration for their guile and nerve in pulling off such a ruse on their credulous "masters" until such a time as they were able to once again become the masters of their own destiny. It is in this way that practices like Voodoo (or vodun, if you prefer) first came into existence.

But today, in this day and age, in an age of rationality and readily-available science and historical perspective, the continued enthusiasm of black American christians offends my sensibilities. I realize that these are people who were raised in this faith. I realize that the church has long served as a centre of community from which they have drawn strength of unity as a peoples in very hard times. But even so... The very fact that this religion was pushed upon their people by the monstrous and savage culture of the southern United States, and is in a very real and ongoing sense a yoke around their collective cultural neck which was placed there by their oppressors, and which they don't seem to have the strength of character to cast off just kind of baffles me. For a people so demonstrably eager to be free in so many other ways, how can they be so eager to maintain their servitude and servility to the white man's god? 

Even the emergence of groups like the so-called Nation of Islam, which seem to exist purely as a reaction against this history only partially address this historical inequity, in that they simply move their bondage to the irrational from one source to another. And these people remain a vanishingly small minority among the population. Upon consideration (and here I know I tread on very delicate ground indeed), I wonder if the poverty and poor educational opportunities which are all-too-often afforded them as a people is in part to blame for this? Both poverty and poor education have a statistical correlation with religiosity, and all three are well-represented within the American black population.

I don't claim any special insight or personal experience here, but I would like to learn more. Is anyone in a position to shed some further light on the matter? 

cross-posted to the atheism community
Edited to add: The discussion in the above-linked community is actually really good and heated in places. Worth checking out if you're interested in this post.

Behold mighty Cthulhu! In all his glory!

  • 4th Oct, 2008 at 1:22 AM
Cocktopus

While not ordinarily the sort of thing that I feel the need to post about, I do feel as though the merchandise I acquired earlier today was worth commenting upon.



More, better, larger, and more in-context photos here )
Cthulhu is just such an amazing figure. The genius of HP Lovecraft was that he was able to create this elder god of the universe without much in the way of reference of existing mythologies (I suppose that the presence of the somewhat bat-like wings being an exception) in order to do so. So many people are trapped in their familliarity to judaeo-christian mythology that they need to go there in order to craft some malign demonic entity. Lovecraft didn't need to go there. He didn't need some childish dread of bronze-age middle-eastern boogiemen. No, Lovecraft was terrified of fish and all things aquatic, and THAT was all he needed in order to design an incomprehensible primordial evil.

Or else, perhaps, he was inspired by something that he experienced somewhere out there in the deepest, most remote reaches of the ocean, where, indeed, the sea does conceal wonders and horros which neither modern science nor the evidence of our eyes can seem to discern the truth of, but which our nightmarish speculations provide ample explanation for. Certainly, if Cthulhu is real, this fact provides some support for my long-standing speculation as to the origins and motivating force behind modern Japanese culture.

At any event, the Cthulhu mythology presents us with a refreshingly simple, straightforwards and earnest apocalypse myth, which has been amply and hillariously been illustrated here. And while it lacks the "everybody wins" element which I would LIKE to see incorporated into an end-of-the-world myth (such as the onewhich I have presented here, and which I'm outraged has not yet been embraced by all the peoples of the world), at least it makes hard and fast promises which are easily tested when the time comes. This, as with so much to do with the Cthulhu mythos, pleases me greatly.

Edit: 

Cruising around the Wikipedia entry I linked-to above, I've greatly enjoyed the article on the topic of Cultural references to the Cthulhu Mythos . I just love to see all the people who have similarly felt so fascinated by the Cthulhu mythos that they've felt the need to incorporate it into their own works in some way. This sort of returns to my first point, as to the genius of Lovecraft's creation; he's created something so innovative, but which seems so authentically ancient and universal that such a large number of genuinely creative people have embraced it as an element of their own personal mythology. That, my friends, is a rare feat indeed.


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I've been working for some time now on a book I would like to write on the primitive morality of the Abrahamic god. To that end, I was scribbling away at my notes this evening, and a thought ocurred to me.

According to Jewish mythology (as I understand it), one needs only be basically a good person in order to get a 'happy ending' afterlife. One need not even be Jewish; only being a decent person is sufficient. Christianity, on the other hand, says that being a good person is not sufficient; you must be a member of their particular religion, and that everybody else is deserving of the maximum possible agony as punishment for being ''not us''.

Now it occurs to me: Christianity seems to have a more primitive, tribal, adversarial, us-vs.-them morality than their parent religion on this topic.

This seems a little odd to me. I wonder if Judaism has simply become more morally sophisticated in the 2000 years since Christianity schismed off, and that at that time they were both just as xenophobic and brutish... or if the early christians were sort of a moral throwback to a more brutish and hateful time. Neither would surprise me, but I don't want to assume.

I feel like I want to talk to historians and maybe rabbis on this topic, but in the mean time, do any of you have any insights on the issue?

It just seems to me that the christian mythology, where it differs from Jewish mythology, is less forgiving, more harsh and cruel. Am I nuts for expecting that as new 'mainstream' religions emerge, they ought to be more morally sophisticated than their predecessors? It seems peculiar to me.

cross-posted to atheistofftopic

Who wants to go to heaven anyways?

  • 16th Apr, 2008 at 4:34 AM
Cocktopus
Imagine this: A man approaches you. He is shaven-headed, missing a few teeth, dressed like a ruffian, with a stained white wifebeater shirt with blood and vomit stains sunk deep into it. He reeks of alcohol, and indeed is holding an open can of beer in one hand and is staggering about as he approaches you.

He tells you he has good news: There is a place. A wonderous place. This place, he tells you, is called heaven. It is the greatest place you could ever hope to go. It is a giant bar, which is open 24 hours a day, and there's always a loud party going on. There's always fighting, there's always blood on the floor, and drunken rowdies causing all the trouble you could ever want. The TVs are always blaring full-blast with soccer (or 'football' as he calls it) games playing all the time. Nobody ever sleeps, the excited screaming never quiets down, and everyone is having a great time. All you have to do there is be an appropriately rowdy, violent, beer-swilling soccer hooligan.

And what if you're not? Well, then you go to hell. Those are your two choices. One or the other when you die, and no escape from them. And once you're in one, you're there forever.

This is a little like what it's like for me when christians try to sell me on the idea of heaven; it's not a really appealing idea. Surrounded forever exclusively by people I have nothing in common with, doing things I don't enjoy, denied access to the people I like, respect, admire and enjoy. Why would I ever want that? To avoid the torture of hell? Because it's torture? They both sound like torture to me.

It's not even a question of thinking christians are 'bad' people per se; it's just that I don't enjoy their company, and an eternity surrounded by them - exclusively - worshipping a god I don't care for either sounds about as appealing as soccer hooligan heaven, above.

So, you know? Christianity really doesn't have much to offer me. Even if I believed their outlandish claims, there doesn't seem to be much there to appeal to me on an emotional level.

Audioblog 1 - Cargo Cults

  • 4th Apr, 2008 at 7:54 AM
Cocktopus


So I've decided to try something new. An audio blog, or "audioblog", if you like. my timing, as always, is extremely opportune; I have acrippling cold, which I think gives my voice a ruggedly crackly quality. Like a mountain man, down out of the wilderness to share his musings with the village folks down below. 

Basically, I wanted to record something with no script, minimal planning, and just kind of rant. As much as I love the medium of written text, there is something to be said for sitting down and talking with one's audience.

This first entry is on the topic of cargo cults: 

And moreover, on the topic of faith in general. 

Enjoy.

Cocktopus


A couple of days ago, I posted an entry in which I mused a little bit about the christian concept of hell. That post actually spun out of another conversation I was having elsewhere, and which I think is just interesting enough to warrant a post unto itself. 

Now, some years ago, I started to consider the possibility that christianity (and to exactly the same extent, Islam) is somewhat akin to Stockholm Syndrome. At that time, I was sort of one-quarter joking about it, and didn't give it much serious thought afterwards, but recent events have caused me to revisit that train of thought. 

I was discussing some of my moral and thological qualms with christianity with this christian girl I know down south of the border (and who may very well be reading this post). The point I had made was that her god, as described, is a tyrant, a thug, and a bully, and unworthy of worship. I clarified thus: 

You say that "we're all hellbound". Now, why - according to your worldview - is this the case? Is it your god's will that everyone is hellbound? Would anyone ever be hellbound if he didn't set the criteria for damnation as what they are? Would hell even exist if your god didn't decide it should be there and that people belong there?

What I'm saying is that if your religion is correct, then your god has set up a system wherein people go to hell if they don't worship him. That system would not be in place if your god didn't will it to be so. In other words, nobody would be in hell if your god didn't decide they should.

Your god, if he's real, and omnipotent and omniscient and omnibenevolent, could very easily decide upon an "everybody wins" afterlife, where everyone gets a happy ending and nobody needed to suffer. But he didn't; he decided that the system he preferred was one in which the following is true : "Anyone who does not worship me will go to hell". It is THAT system, THAT preference that I take issue with.

Any being who would make such a decision is a being unworthy of worship, since this is a terrible thing to decide upon. It is the decision of a bully and a thug and a tyrant.
 

When she tried to explain that her religion states that it's mankind's own fault that we're "all hellbound", to which I responded that her god, as described, could set the criteria for who is hellbound as broadly or narrowly as he wanted, and chose to set the criteria to include literally everyone who does not worship him. This is the "tyrant" part of my earlier assessment. 

This line of discussion led me to a second line of thought (returning to the original topic at last), in which I attempted to walk a mile in a christian's shoes. Or something around a mile. I went out for a walk which lasted for about half an hour while thinking about this, and I suspect I covered around a mile or so in that time:

Now, I was thinking about something last night. I was thinking about what it would be like if I genuinely believed that your god were real and that your religious beliefs were correct. If I believed that, after the end of my life I needed to go to heaven or hell. Either seems like torture to me: heaven holds no appeal to me whatsoever... Most christians are people I don't enjoy talking to. There are exceptions, of course. I enjoy talking to you, and last year I dated a christian girl for a while (though in the end she betrayed me, like most of the christians I've dealt with...), but MOST christians just leave me pulling my hair out. Likewise, all of my friends are atheists. It's not that I seek out atheists to hang out with, but everyone I enjoy talking to ends up being an atheist. Heaven would be a place full of people I couldn't stand and containing none of the people I like, and ruled over by a tyrant I couldn't stand. And I would be stuck there forever. No escape, no end, no hope. I couldn't even kill myself to get away. This would be torture. I would not want to go there. But nor would I want to go to hell! If I found myself believing that I was trapped between two twin torturous afterlives, and wanting to experience neither, what could I do?

Facing the prospect of heaven or hell and no means of escape, I believe I would basically go insane. But what form would that insanity take? Well, in situations where people are held against their will and feel trapped and helpless, they frequently fall victim to a mental disorder called 'Stockholm Syndrome'. Basically, as a survival mechanism, they begin to identify and sympathise with their captors. Even when their captor is entirely malign and without redeeming virtue, sufferers of this syndrome will begin to love and adore their captors, even going so far as to take up their cause. You can look up the story of Patty Hearst for a famous example.

I suspect that if I believed in your god, and felt there was no way to escape, no way to protect myself from him, and no hope of rescue, I would begin to fall victim to Stockholm Syndrome. I would begin to irrationally excuse him for his worst excesses, ignore or make excuses for his faults, and even begin to like him just as a psychological defense mechanism against the overwhelming dread I would otherwise feel.

Going insane would be the only rational response to a belief in your god.

And that got me to wondering: how many christians out there are actually just like I would be in that situation? How many of them are suffering from this mental illness?

Could the answer be ''all of them''? How would you know? Someone with Stockholm Syndrome doesn't know they're suffering from it. They think they legitimately love their captor. Just like christians do about their god.

It's been said that religion is a mental illness. I wonder: could we now have a name for that illness? I need to speak to a qualified psychiatrist about this. It's a very exciting idea.
 

I've given some further thought to this topic since then, and the idea isn't a perfect one. The research of Dr. Michael Persinger seems to indicate that there's a biological basis for extreme religiosity; basically a defect in one of the lobes of the brain which gives rise to religious visions, and which, when directly electrically stimulated, tends to cause religious visions in people who posess this defect. Pleasingly, when Professor Richard Dawkins underwent this process, he had almost no reaction at all, presumably because he has next-to-no biological predisposition to religion. If this is the case, then Stockholm syndrome doesn't completely explain this sort of religiosity, since there remain other biological causes, but I do feel that on a behavioral level, there's something to this. 

If one believes that there is such a god, constantly hovering over your shoulder, unavoidable, inescapable, and capable of snuffing out your life at whim, then he is basically the ultimate captor, wielding the ultimate threat. When you think about the most famous case of Stockholm Syndrome - Patty Hearst - going out with a machine gun to fight in the name of her captors in order to win their approval, it's easy to look at the many religious wars fought over the course of the last 2000 years as being made up of armies of Patty Hearsts, all driven insane by their beliefs and desperately, violently trying to please their own Donald DeFreeze in the sky...

As an interesting aside, a few years ago, I asked some Jews in one of their own Livejournal communities about this topic. The jist of what I was told was that, according to their religion, they don't hold that one needs to worship their god or be a member of their religion in order to enjoy a happy afterlife; you just have to basically be a good person. Indeed, being a Jew might actually DECREASE your chances of said happy afterlife, since you accept a greater degree of moral responsibility by being a Jew (according to their ethos) and are thus held to higher standards. To this I said, and maintain,

I must say that the vision of the afterlife you present here is probably the most charming afterlife belief I have ever heard. I find nothing here to be at all repugnant or offensive, which is wholly unique in my experience. 

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An ethical puzzle

  • 18th Feb, 2008 at 12:36 AM
Cocktopus
Had an idea just now at work. An ethical puzzle of sorts to put before a christian in order to caue their heads to explode.

According to modern-day middle-america christianity, a human fetus has a soul from the moment of conception. This is why they consider it murder to abort one. By this same token, though, if they die before being born, they'll have had no chance to sin, and are guaranteed a heavenly eternal life.

Most of these same christians will also tell you that all humans deserve to go to hell for the multitude of crimes we commit on a daily basis, such as experiencing a moment of lust as we chance to notice an attractive person walking past us on the street. Such sins are so ubiquitous and automatic to the human condition that the bible might just as well say ''Thou shalt neither drink of the water nor breathe of the air, as both are abominations in the eyes of the lord thy god''. Long story short: everyone deserves to go to hell, they'll tell you. Only by accepting Jesus as your personal saviour can you get out of this.

Here's the thing, though: By aborting a fetus, you deny them the opportunity to sin. Granted, you also deny them a chance at a happy life, but what does a few decades of mixed pleasure and pain, followed almost-certainly by eternal torment mean, when placed against a certainty of eternal bliss? By refusing to abort a fetus, you jeapordize their soul. You lead them into temptation.

Why, you're no better than the serpent in the garden of eden: Eve was innocent of all sin and guaranteed eternal comfort and ease until the serpent gave her the opportunity to sin. And is there any creature in all creation more cursed than that serpent? How is someone who fails to kill a fetus any different?

Such people might then answer that murder is against god's will, and that they would themselves go to hell if they did it. To this I say: is your personal comfort and happiness so important that you would wantonly condemn these unborn children to hell in order to preserve it? How selfish. How vain.

I would go on to point out that according to their bible, their saviour, Jesus, was willing to go down into hell in order to secure the salvation of those who could not secure ir for themselves. If the creed of modern-day christianity is supposed to be ''what would Jesus do?'', then it seems it comes down to a simple question:

Are you willing to go to hell in order to save these fetus souls and thus be like Jesus? Or are you willing to lead them into temptation and sin like the serpent? I think Jesus would abort every fetus.

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Freethought Radio

  • 13th Dec, 2007 at 4:47 PM
Cocktopus
Here's something of interest, particularly those down south of the border, down United States way:

http://www.airamerica.com/freethoughtradio/

It seems there's a new national atheist radio show airing on the Air America radio network, on Saturday afternoons. I haven't heard it yet, and I won't have a chance to this saturday, since I'll be busy with some pressing responsibilities, but I'll be giving it a listen next weekend if I can get a web stream of it. 

Anyone listened to this? Anyone know anything about it?  

A snippet of conversation

  • 22nd Nov, 2007 at 7:27 PM
Cocktopus


I haven't been posting here much lately, so I felt like I should toss something up here, just to show I'm still alive and such. 

A recent conversation on the topic of atheism on 4chan's /b/ message board: 

Some christian (who was probably just copying and pasting this text from somewhere else) says
 

If there is no God, then man and the universe are doomed. Like prisoners condemned to death, we await our unavoidable execution. There is no God, and there is no immortality. And what is the consequence of this? It means that life itself is absurd. It means that the life we have is without ultimate significance, value, or purpose.

If each individual person passes out of existence when he dies, then what ultimate meaning can be given to his life? Does it really matter whether he ever existed at all? It might be said that his life was important because it influenced others or affected the course of history. But this only shows a relative significance to his life, not an ultimate significance. His life may be important relative to certain other events, but what is the ultimate significance of any of those events? If all the events are meaningless, then what can be the ultimate meaning of influencing any of them? Ultimately it makes no difference.

Look at it from another perspective: Scientists say that the universe originated in an explosion called the “Big Bang” about 15 billion years ago. Suppose the Big Bang had never occurred. Suppose the universe had never existed. What ultimate difference would it make? The universe is doomed to die anyway. In the end it makes no difference whether the universe ever existed or not. Therefore, it is without ultimate significance.

About the only solution the atheist can offer is that we face the absurdity of life and live bravely. Bertrand Russell, for example, wrote that we must build our lives upon “the firm foundation of unyielding despair.” Only by recognizing that the world really is a terrible place can we successfully come to terms with life. Camus said that we should honestly recognize life’s absurdity and then live in love for one another.

The fundamental problem with this solution, however, is that it is impossible to live consistently and happily within such a world view. If one lives consistently, he will not be happy; if one lives happily, it is only because he is not consistent. Francis Schaeffer has explained this point well. Modern man, says Schaeffer, resides in a two-story universe. In the lower story is the finite world without God; here life is absurd, as we have seen. In the upper story are meaning, value, and purpose. Now modern man lives in the lower story because he believes there is no God. But he cannot live happily in such an absurd world; therefore, he continually makes leaps of faith into the upper story to affirm meaning, value, and purpose, even though he has no right to, since he does not believe in God. Modern man is totally inconsistent when he makes this leap, because these values cannot exist without God, and man in his lower story does not have God.

Without God, man is nothing.

To which I say: 

If that's how you choose to define the term "abusrd". Personally, I think that your use of the word "absurd" is itself absurd, because it is predicated upon a comparison between the universe as it observably exists and the false standard of how you wish it existed.

Besides which, This argument makes me laugh.

There is not one word here which suggests that your bronze age middle-eastern fairy-tale god is real. All it suggests is that you would like it if he were. This is a statement - indeed it is a wailing cry - that you hope you're right. It does nothing to validate your claims. All it does is show how insecure and emotionaly unstable you are.

You convince me of nothing more than your own deficiency.

It's not hatred which motivates me...

  • 19th Apr, 2007 at 7:17 AM
Cocktopus


In the process of researching for my book, I've come into conversation with a fairly passionate Jewish girl. During our discussions, she suggested that I hate christians. This comes up over and over again, and though I've answered it a couple of times in a couple of places, I felt the need to really get into the meat of it with her. It occurred to me that it might not be the worst idea in the world to post this bit in my journal, for the sake of public record. 

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You give voice here to one of the most common misconceptions here that I run up against in this arena, and it’s one which I find kin of baffling. I honestly neither intend nor think that the tone which I employ should give the impression that I hate christians, and yet this comes up so often. Let me tell you what I always tell people who throw this in my face: I no more hate christians than surgeons hate cancer patients. A surgeon will want to remove cancerous growths from cancer patients because they feel that these patients suffer from having this horrible thing inside of them. My approach, attitude and motives are similar; I want to remove this religion from these religious people because I feel the world suffers from having people contain this horrible thing inside of them.

I suppose I should qualify my answer somewhat, actually. I DO hate christians of the stripe of Adolph Hitler and George W. Bush; christians who use their religion to rally their christian countrymen to horrible acts of murderous, xenophobic rage. These are a vanishingly small minority, who only come up once a generation or so, but if christianity were absent from the world, such people would have nothing to work with; no means to motivate the christian soldiers to go marching unto war.

I could go a step further and say that I loathe christians of the Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Fred Phelps variety, who find and promote the most hateful elements of their religions so as to create the fierce us-versus-them mentality in their flocks which they benefit from so much, in terms of finances, politics and ego gratification. These are the people who mobilize large numbers of influential christians to cripple and limit society, institutionalizing the sexism, racism, homophobia, and xenophobia which genuinely is there to be found in their bible. Yet even these I do not hate: I believe that they are sincerely motivated by a pursuit of what they genuinely believe to be good… it’s just that the definition of "good" that they’re working from is one which is primitive, archaic, outmoded and simplistic. In the modern world, it does more harm than could be done with a more enlightened, sophisticated and – most importantly - EGALITARIAN philosophy. So: I loathe them. I find them to be profoundly, profoundly misguided and badly deluded victims of their pathetic mythology, who – as a byproduct of this mythology – share their victimization with the world around them. But I don’t hate them. To hate is to actively wish ill upon a person, and I don’t wish ill upon them. I just wish they would stop it.

I could go further still and say that I pity those christians who are simply christians because that happens to be the prevailing authoritarian social institution in the areas where they were raised, and are indeed so naturally predisposed towards group-think and sheep-like subservience that they’d be a passionately devoted member of any religion they were raised with. These people are beyond the reach of logic and reason, and would probably just attach themselves to some other authoritarian movement if they were ever liberated from christianity anyways, and would thus be no better off. In my darker moments, I fear that these might be the majority of christians, though I hope that I'm wrong.

I could indeed go one step further and say that I have concern for those christians who simply haven’t had access to the information necessary to make the informed decisions on the topic of their religion, and who, in a world where access to information were more wide-spread and energetically pursued, would be able to come to their own logical conclusions. They’re like plants deprived too long from the light of the sun, and seeing them makes me sad. I hope that these are the majority of christians, and that they can be reached.

Cocktopus

I actually posted this in the [info]atheismcommunity about a week and a half ago. I know a lot of you cats are in that community, and have thus already read this, but for the benefit of the rest of y'all... 

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You know one of the things which bugs me about christians? It's their ignorance of their own mythology. Not JUST the fact that they don't bother to read the bible which they claim to support, though there's that too. No, it's the fact that they're UNWILLING to admit information about the actual history of their religion, because it conflicts with their invented history. And it's their actual history which I find interesting. 

For example. The serpent in the Garden of Eden fable. Fascinating stuff. 

Now, these days, christians identify the serpent as being one and the same as, indistinguishable from, the devil, whom they also identify as the fallen angel, Lucifer. 

Not one part of this actually washes. 

First of all, according to the bible, there IS no "fallen angel Lucifer"; Lucifer was just a guy. A babylonian king namd Nebuchadnezzar. His "fall" was not a fall from heavan, but a fall from power, as his rule came to a disastrous end. The whole "Lucifer as fallen angel" myth originated in or around the 1st century CE, with a myth (or, if you prefer, midrash, or apocrypha), called The Life of Adam and Eve. There is not one thing in the entire bible which supports the concept whatsoever. Lucifer, according to the bible, is neither a fallen angel, nor the devil. 

Secondly, there is no biblical support for the idea that the serpent is the devil, either. So what WAS it supposed to be? Well, therein lies a tale! In the bronze age middle east, the early hebrews bumped up against all sorts of polytheistic religions, such as the Canaanites and the Egyptians. Indeed, there was so much contact that a certain amount of cultural interchange was inevitable. Symbols, concepts, and yea, even gods and goddesses of these other cultures found their way into the early versions of hebrew mythology. Though they have largely been excised in later redactions, there remain traces. The serpent in the tree of the fruit of knowledge is a classic example. 

A popular goddess in the region was Asherah. She was alternately known, in various versions, as Ishtar and Astarte. Small variations, but basically the same figure. Asherah was a goddess of, among other things, knowledge. She was also, to the degree that ANY such virtues existed in those primitive days, a goddess of female empowerment. She was frequently symbolized by trees and snakes, and in fact the caducus, which today has come to be associated with medicine, seems to have some connection with an ancient symbol of Asherah, which was a pair of snakes twined about a tree. 

Now, the Genesis myth covered a lot of ground for the ancient hebrews. The hebrews were always big into discouraging their people from having any truck with foreign gods. Throughout the Old Testament in particular, it comes up over and over again, usually explicitly stated. In the Garden of Eden myth, it's alluded to in heavy-handed terms, with allusions which are lost on most modern readers; the people of the time - the intended listeners/readers of Genesis - would have IMMEDIATELY understood the symbolism of a snake in a tree offering a woman knowledge. You wouldn't even have to use the word Asherah, since they all knew about the goddess from the neighboring cultures they were dealing with. Today, it's a little more obscure. The point is, the whole deal with Adam and Eve being cast out of the Garden of Eden was meant to be a parable for doom and disaster befalling people who dared to deal with foreign gods, like Asherah, such as when dealing with her in the guise of a snake in a tree. 

Later on in the bible, there are references to the hebrews being ordered to go out and destroy "Asherah Poles", which were the centres of places of worship of this goddess for the local peoples. Just as with the Garden of Eden story, though, this point goes without explaining, leaving modern-day readers in the dark as to what's really being discussed here. 

As with so much of the bible, you have xenophobia and misogyny wrapped up in a fable, wrought in symbolism, and meant to convey an obvious message to the readers. Todays christians, though, by keeping themselves carefully ignorant of their own history, isolated from other cultures mythology, and deluded as to the literalism of their own stories, manage to completely miss the point of one of their own central stories. 

And it's all there to be learned if they just pay attention. But that might be too much to hope for.

Which is bloody irritating.

On moderate christians

  • 9th Apr, 2007 at 7:11 AM
Cocktopus

I actually wrote this a year and a half ago, but it seems I never got around to posting it! I have no idea why; I quite like it. A discussion in the

[info]atheismcommunity over here jogged my memory of it.

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Speaking to christians of a progressive bent has always been a bit of an odd experience for me, and I've long had a bit of a hard time expressing exactly why this is the case. My friend, Paul, and I have spoken of this many times over the years. I think I've figured out exactly how to explain my discomfort with this now, though.

 

Many people I know or have known will be happy to praise christians who find inventive new ways to interpret the christian bible, to willingly and knowingly ignore parts of it in order to circumvent some of the more grisly bits, or equivocate about why it’s okay to ignore certain parts of it which contradict their personal philosophy. I have been criticized – repeatedly – for holding all christians to a standard for consistency which in many people’s minds ought only to apply to dyed in the wool fundamentalists. I’ve always felt it to be intellectually dishonest, though, to call yourself a christian and yet disagree with some of the things which the christian bible purports that their god has commanded them to do, such as punishing a rapist by forcing him to marry his rape victim and then pay her father with a few silver coins.

It’s not that I object to the idea of rape victims not being forced to marry their rapists. Far from it; I find such objections to be commendable. It’s the act of calling yourself a christian while at the same time deliberately flouting your purported god’s stated will because you don’t agree with what it requires of you. It seems hypocritical, and hypocrisy has always rubbed me the wrong way. If you’ve decided it’s okay to deliberately defy your god, then why even continue on in a religion which has the stated goal of pleasing said god in order to avoid his eternal and undying wrath? It’s like deciding to be a fire fighter, but refusing to do anything involving water; you’re missing one of the key components which is critical to achieving the goals of BEING a fire fighter. It seems to defeat the purpose of the endeavour.

Arguments can be made that such an individual remains a part of the christian community, and a part of the christian culture, even if certain specific elements of the dogma are overlooked. I would counter this argument by contending that it is the dogma, taken as a whole, which is the single thread which runs the entire length of that culture, binding it together in any meaningful way. The evidence of this is manifest in the way that entire groups of churches can schism from one another – often violently – over comparatively minor differences in dogma. If this is the case, then how can one omit an element of dogma entirely and yet remain a part of the culture defined by that dogma?
Perhaps more to the point, once you grant yourself license to re-interpret elements of the bible in manners which are clearly antithietical to the original authors’ intents, you are immediately on a very slippery slope, indeed. What you are doing at that point is essentially re-writing the bible to suit your own whims and your own tastes.

Once you have granted yourself the privilege to re-write whatever elements of the bible you dislike into more pleasing forms, at what point are you required to draw the line? Could you, for example, re-interpret the entire bible to such a degree that it becomes a guide to the practical elements of the reproductive cycle of garden slugs? If not, then why not? If you have decided you can ignore and even invert the will of the authors, yet still insist that you are observing the religion which their wishes define is in itself a decision not to be bound by their will. So why stop there?

My argument is that once you’ve re-written the bible in your head to a certain extent, it then ceases to be the bible, and thereupon becomes some second document, which simply happens to share the same name as the first. And if the dogma which defined the bible is the unifying element of christianity, then it seems to me that by discarding this dogma in favour of this second document of your own creation, you in effect discard the single element which makes you a part of christian culture, and thus you cease to be a christian.

This is the hypocrisy which rankles me: To call yourself a christian while having dispensed with your christianity. It is logically inconsistent, intellectually dishonest, and a sign of poor character.

Now, make no mistake: I have no objections to people defining their own moral code, or, come to that, their own spirituality. Far from it, I encourage it. However, to do so while still claiming adherence to a different moral code for the sake of the benefits one receives, either personally or socially, is delusional and asinine at best, or opportunistic and manipulative at worst.

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