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Welcome all!

Welcome to Dave Littler’s Tall Blog of Strength! An entertainment blog about entertaining things for the purposes of entertaining people!

There’s a good many reasons why you might be here, and a good many things to see now that you are. For your ease, your convenience, your entertainment and possibly even education, I have prepared for you this small menu of “greatest hits”, so as to aid you in your perusal of my many offerings from over the course of the years during which I have maintained this blog.

First, and perhaps most popularly, is my groundbreaking “The World’s Most Terrifying Penises” series, which documents the wonders and horrors of some of the most outlandish examples of reproductive excess in the animal kingdom. This includes both video-style and text-and-picture-fashion posts, both of which are maximally excellent.

Second, my body painting work; designs and painting by me (and a variety of assistants), modelling by a number of talented models and professional photographers.

Third, my Newdog15 re-writes, in which I take the tawdry straw of japanese “hentai” pornography and spin of it the purest of comedy gold.

Fourth, my currently-ongoing ridiculous comedy pulp adventure story, “The Curse of the Rhino King”, presented both as a read-and-comprehend text-format adventure and astonishing audio-rama radio-play versions for your convenience and enjoyment.

Fifth, my thoughts on religion, with a particular emphasis on my own personal atheism and well-reasoned (I should think!) opposition to the christianity which has so plagued our western world in recent millennia.

Sixth, the bizarrely-popular saga of Vince, the Parasite King; the real-life drama of my nightmarish experiences with one of the world’s most obnoxious room-mates, which serves as a sort of cautionary tale.

There are many other buried treasures in my many years of blogging, the most obviously-entertaining of which can be found among my comedy offerings.

I hope that you find my works to be both satisfying and pleasing, and that if you should wish to friend me or comment on any of it, you should do precisely that.

-    Dave Littler,
Posting from my secret fortress in the future.
June 28th, 2029


30th Oct, 2009 10:58 (UTC)
Dave, I must admit I'm a little annoyed by having to scroll down to find the newest entry every time I load up your page. Feel free to delete this comment, but I think it would be good if you at least made the details of this entry click-through, so that I can see at a glance if anything's gone up since the last time I looked at your page.
30th Oct, 2009 11:29 (UTC)
I get what you're saying, but this serves a very specific purpose; whenever anyone visits my journal for the first time, they'll be immediately greeted by not only a sense of what sort of a journal this is, but also a selection of its best and brightest entries.

A lot of times, I'll be off posting in this or that Livejournal community, someone will take an interest in my comments or contribution, they'll click my name and have a look at what's here. This way, no matter what I may have been posting about recently whenever they do so, their first impression should always be a positive and engaging one.

It's playing to the "social networking" side of Livejournal.

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