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Welcome all!

Welcome to Dave Littler’s Tall Blog of Strength! An entertainment blog about entertaining things for the purposes of entertaining people!

There’s a good many reasons why you might be here, and a good many things to see now that you are. For your ease, your convenience, your entertainment and possibly even education, I have prepared for you this small menu of “greatest hits”, so as to aid you in your perusal of my many offerings from over the course of the years during which I have maintained this blog.

First, and perhaps most popularly, is my groundbreaking “The World’s Most Terrifying Penises” series, which documents the wonders and horrors of some of the most outlandish examples of reproductive excess in the animal kingdom. This includes both video-style and text-and-picture-fashion posts, both of which are maximally excellent.

Second, my body painting work; designs and painting by me (and a variety of assistants), modelling by a number of talented models and professional photographers.

Third, my Newdog15 re-writes, in which I take the tawdry straw of japanese “hentai” pornography and spin of it the purest of comedy gold.

Fourth, my currently-ongoing ridiculous comedy pulp adventure story, “The Curse of the Rhino King”, presented both as a read-and-comprehend text-format adventure and astonishing audio-rama radio-play versions for your convenience and enjoyment.

Fifth, my thoughts on religion, with a particular emphasis on my own personal atheism and well-reasoned (I should think!) opposition to the christianity which has so plagued our western world in recent millennia.

Sixth, the bizarrely-popular saga of Vince, the Parasite King; the real-life drama of my nightmarish experiences with one of the world’s most obnoxious room-mates, which serves as a sort of cautionary tale.

There are many other buried treasures in my many years of blogging, the most obviously-entertaining of which can be found among my comedy offerings.

I hope that you find my works to be both satisfying and pleasing, and that if you should wish to friend me or comment on any of it, you should do precisely that.

-    Dave Littler,
Posting from my secret fortress in the future.
June 28th, 2029


30th Oct, 2009 14:58 (UTC)
While this might be a way to keep the attention of lazy casual strangers, it's an odd way to treat your regular readers. If you leave it like this, yours will be the only site among dozens I regularly look at for freshly updated content (blogs, newspapers, journals, news aggregators, etc) where no trace whatsoever of that new content is visible when I first load the page! And while I won't say I'm not going to visit your site for that reason, I do wish you would find some other way to do what you're doing here. Nothing like a challenge to your ingenuity, old friend!
1st Nov, 2009 11:58 (UTC)
Here's what you do:

Read Dave's journal from your Friends page. That first post there won't show up because it's set in the future. At least, that's how my friend's page act.
1st Nov, 2009 12:01 (UTC)
Zeddidragon's wisdom is strong!


Just use this as your bookmark, and your problem is solved.
1st Nov, 2009 12:26 (UTC)
Meh. It does work! But your actual blog's "first entry" is still a gigantic block of unchanging text filling up the visible area upon loading, as well as after one Page Down. No site whose main attraction is regular fresh content should hide that content from the users arriving on the page. But whatever, it's your blog, and who am I to question the design sensibilities of the maker of Dave Littler's New Deal?

Is there an RSS feed for this thing?
1st Nov, 2009 18:11 (UTC)
There sure is! It's located at the bottom of the left sidebar. Right-clicking and choosing "copy link address" gave me this:


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