December 24th, 2009

Cocktopus

Happy Annual Winter-Themed Gift-Giving Extravaganza!

 
I know I post this every year at around this time, but since last year this time, there's about one hundred new people who have friended me, and thus potentially a large number of you who have not had the opportunity to enjoy this beloved holiday classic. There is a tale, first told some years gone by (at a time when my audio technology was not quite so impressive as it is now...), of a time and a place of abyssal cold and darkness, high atop the roof of the world, and the nightmare, which, one night each year, sallies forth therefrom.

So harken well, children, for I have a tale to tell...