dave_littler (dave_littler) wrote,
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The Newdog15 Presents...


Rejoice and be merry! Less than a month after the release of Luck be an Empty Vessel for my Poisonous, Flesh-Destroying Seed Tonight, comes the Newdog15's most politically-charged thriller of all time...
Red Crabs and Bad Magicians: Workers Unite on the People's Ocean!


For this masterwork, I am joined by a dear friend, one Doctor Ultimo, who I have for some eight years now hoped to collaborate with creatively. Alas, for all his towering intellect and sparkling wit, never has his genius been committed to text in this form before. Frankly, I suspect that his never-ending one man war on his hated enemy, the wicked King of Portugal, has dominated so much of his time that such pursuits have been frankly impossible. With the completion of this work, however, he has tasted the sweet juice of the fruit of success and found it pleasing. Already he speaks of our next collaboration. I can only hope the oppressed people of Portugal can afford to go without their living folk hero for another few days in the near future.

Now, without further ado...



























I sincerely hope you have all enjoyed this latest offering some fraction of the degree to which we enjoyed producing it.

And speaking of you, it seems that since my last posting to this journal, we have been joined by some sixteen new friends! So, those of you who are new here, by all means sound off and say hello. Make yourself at home among the regulars, and let's hear what you think of this grand opus of economic intrigue.


 

It bears pointing out, it seems to me, in the interests of prudence, that the above link perhaps ought not to be clicked upon whilst at your workplace, as some of the images in the tale woven therein have some faintly sexual undertones, which - depending upon your employer - may not reflect favourably upon your place in the workforce.


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