dave_littler (dave_littler) wrote,

A holiday-themed snippet of conversation

I was talking earlier today with my friend Brett, who is a prison guard.

Me: "So, do you have any free time in the next week or so?"
Brett: "Not really. I'm working a sixteen hour shift at the prison on christmas day."
Me: "Should be some wicked-awesome holiday pay there."
Brettt: "Oh, yeah, and sixteen hours with the inmates. What could be more fun?"
Me: "You know what you should do? You should go wearing a santa hat that day, and wear it all shift long. And you should go walking down the way in front of the cells with a big list, and as you walk by each one, you look into the cell, look at your list, and say 'Naughty.", 'Naughty.', 'Naughty.'"
Brett: "And just put naughty for every one. Because they're in prison, so obviously they're all naughty.
Me: "That's what the joke hinges on, yeah."
Brett: "And one time, I should stop in front of one cell for like a solid minute and really scrutinize one guy before going 'Naaaauuuughty."
Me: "I think this is a solid plan."


Note: This is not actually a solid plan.
Tags: brett, comedy, conversation, vancouver

  • Post a new comment


    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.